'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello! Now then, now then, what's going on here then? Tom Robinson once declaimed that, "The British Police are the best in the world" in his song 'Sing if you're glad to be gay'. Well, it seems that Lincolnshire Constabulary are bigger nancys than Tom ever was. Apparently - at God-knows-what-cost to the ratepayers of that county - our fearless bobbies are being told how to pack their lunchboxes (No sniggering at the back!).
The Mirror, 15th April 2011. I despair
