"So, Aiden (I have met him: the hand that is typing this has shaken his), just how many stoves can you cook at simultaneously?"
After opening - with a great fanfare - at The Hillbark Hotel in Frankby on the Wirral, this time last year (Caterer, 7th June 2010), Aiden Byrne had parted company with the owners - and most of his team, who elected to stay - by December of the same year. The former Black Horse Hotel - renamed The Collingwood by Ed Atkinson - opened with rather less fanfare; the new manager was "removed from his post" after a couple of weeks, at very short notice. I know this because I had an appointment to see him - made the previous day - but when I arrived, it was to be told he was no longer with the company. Assured, disingenuously, by the man himself that it would not be a wasted trip for me, I will be watching how he fares at Craxton Wood. (Caterer, 16th June 2011)
Don't get me started on who, in their right mind - even if their surname is Macdonald - calls a high-class hotel group after the world's most famous hamburger chain!
Friday, 17 June 2011
Monday, 13 June 2011
The Free Library Public House
There used to a pub in Birkenhead called The Free Library - where it used to stand is now part of The Wirral Globe newspaper building. The vogue in the 1980s - particularly in Whitbread pubs - was to put up bookshelves and load them with fodder bought by the yard. Now, with funding cuts, it looks like more pubs really could become local libraries!
Morning Advertiser, 13th June 2011
"I'll have a Stephen Fry, a Kipling and a pint, please!"
Morning Advertiser, 13th June 2011
"I'll have a Stephen Fry, a Kipling and a pint, please!"
Monday, 9 May 2011
Spontaneous Orgasms in the pub?
In breaking news that Thorntons Chocolates are to take part in a joint venture producing a new chocolate liqueur, I can see lots of "When Harry Met Sally" moments in a local near you.
Morning Advertiser, 9th May 2011
I'll have to start thinking of a new cocktail to supercede my favourite Screaming Orgasm!
Friday, 15 April 2011
A force to be reckoned with?
'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello! Now then, now then, what's going on here then? Tom Robinson once declaimed that, "The British Police are the best in the world" in his song 'Sing if you're glad to be gay'. Well, it seems that Lincolnshire Constabulary are bigger nancys than Tom ever was. Apparently - at God-knows-what-cost to the ratepayers of that county - our fearless bobbies are being told how to pack their lunchboxes (No sniggering at the back!).
The Mirror, 15th April 2011. I despair
Monday, 14 March 2011
You are what you eat?
I love food - it's a wonder that I can fit into trousers anywhere between a 32-inch waist and 38-inches (if one believes what it says on the labels). I love cooking and I love eating - in short, I love food for its own sake. What I cook and what I buy is not, for me, a lifestyle statement, a political badge, a gilded certificate of ethical beliefs - food is what sustains me and is undoubtedly my greatest pleasure (obsession, some may say) in life.
I'm unashamedly middle-class, although I think I would have made rather a good aristocrat - I eat lunch and dinner, not dinner and tea; I sit on a sofa (not a settee), in my living-room (not my lounge), and I go to the loo, not the toilet.
I discovered, back in the early-1980s, when I was training in cocktails, that I have a very good palate - I can imagine flavours and build up quite complex combinations in my head; I never thought to be exceptional and it is only with the passing of years and the transfer of that gift to cooking that I have accepted it is quite rare.
As I was not formally taught in catering - I studied Sociology - I do not find myself hidebound by tradition: a friend who is a very successful restaurateur, at the age of 16 or 17 told one of his catering lecturers that he (the teacher) didn't know what he was talking about and quit college. He's never looked back, and has been a tremendous inspiration to me over the last 25 years.
So, I've nailed my colours to the mast - now, to the excellent article on food and class in yesterday's Food Monthly, Observer, 13th March 2011. Louise Carpenter makes it very clear that this does not pretend to be an empirical study, it is little more than a series of vignettes, but no less illuminating for that. What I can't quite get my head round is this: the father of one of the families featured (2 adults and 2 kids, one of whom is vegetarian) is German (resident in the UK for 20 years), describes himself as "working-class", is said to be a "dinner lady" for a local nursery, and spends £178 on food in a week - £65 of that on meat for just 2 dishes: shin of beef on Saturday night and pork belly for Sunday lunch. Lovely ingredients, honest "peasant food" - the sort of thing that I buy regularly, but pay little more than £3 a pound for. I'm greedy and allow half-a-pound of meat or fish per person, so for six meals - remember that the pubescent daughter is vegetarian - my meat cost would be less than a tenner. Their meat cost, at that allowance, equates to £21.66 per pound. That's close on £50 a kilo! Just to pay their weekly food bills - nothing else - would entail a gross taxable income of more than £12,000. How, I want to know, do they afford it?
A Souper Cause!
As a lover and passionate advocate of home-made soups any time, I think this is an excellent idea - instead of the poor supping at soup kitchens, the rest of us have one day of it, for charity.
Super Soup Lunch, Friday, the 25th March 2011
Sunday, 13 March 2011
Love food, hate waste!
Reading Jay Rayner in this month's Food Monthly, Observer, 13th March 2011, I find myself nodding and chuckling simultaneously. Is it the fabled Yiddish parsimony in our cultural DNA - I've just bagged and frozen a few spoonfuls of barbecued pork sauce because it may come in useful - which continues despite a love of shellfish, pork and the unkosher mixing of milk and meat, or is it just an Everyman's love of food? You tell me. Not just Shepherd's Pie, Scouse and Bubble & Squeak - so many dishes from around the world would not have seen the light of day if it weren't for leftovers and I, for one, abhor the Health & Hygiene regulations which saw an end to the constantly-bubbling stockpot in almost every catering kitchen. With no leftovers in my fridge at this precise moment, I think I'll have to go and create some.......
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